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Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
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Re:Vale

Re:Vale is a unit from the game/anime, IDOLiSH7. They're married. Yuki and Momo love each other very much.
Look at that gay couple over there! They remind me of Re:Vale
by tenndevil November 10, 2020
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Night vale

Things are weird and gay.
In night vale there are weird and gay things
by one_hell_of_a_gay July 1, 2021
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Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.
by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022
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Vale of Tears

When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.
"Frank's life is such a vale of tears" said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.
by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011
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Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...
by The Clipper May 29, 2008
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ME VALE

it means " I don't give a fuck" - check out "me vale madre" in the Urban Dictionary
John: Tony said he hates you.

Robert: Me Vale lo piensa la gente de mi. "I don't give a fuck of what people think of me".
by Gioconda Ramirez June 15, 2008
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