An extremely thin gentle man that hails from the world known band The Strokes. The Nick enjoys long walks on the beach, super-tight pants that don't quite mean the top of his socks, and playing guitar.
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A'ight, well, I'm not going to say he's sexy, because that's overplayed. He's extremely handsome. Anyway, he's got incredible talent at the guitar. Absolutely incredible. He's in a band called the Strokes who are, all put together, the number one best band in the history of music and the best band ever in the universe, to quote what somebody said already although not in quotes. In an interview for LAUNCH, he said that music is the Strokes's top priority, and it seems to be definitely his. I love Nick Valensi and need guitar lessons, as well.
Nick Valensi might give me guitar lessons if... I... do something for him... and if he ever reads this definition...
by Stroke Number Six February 12, 2005
Get the Nick Valensi mug.Guitarist in the NY-originating band The Strokes; tall; started playing the guitar at age 5 or six after receiving an acoustic guitar; likes "stripey socks."
by Strokes fan February 2, 2004
Get the Nick Valensi mug.This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian
by captain mc awesome super April 7, 2016
Get the the valedictorian mug.The day before Valentine's Day, that guys use to spend time with the second (or third) most important women in their lives.
February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.
It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.
It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
Girl 1: He's taking you out the day before Valentine's Day?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.
Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.
Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
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