vjeko

Vjeko is an amazing person. He is a boy you want in your life. He has brown hair and has a great body. He wants to get high once but his girlfriend does not approve that. He is a pretty crazy person but really fun.

Vjeko let’s fuck....

by bigtrucklol April 8, 2021

VJB

Vile Jealous Bully. A phrase originally uttered by UK 'glamma' model and prolific blogger Jodie Marsh to describe anyone who didn't share her views or opinions; usually journalists or 'Mushers', forum members of an anti-fan site ( www.jodiemush.co.uk)

The phrase has become synonymous with any thing or person that prevents you from doing whatever you like or dares to question your viewpoint. Variations include JBT (jealous, bitter twat)

My VJB of a boss is making me work instead of mushing on the internet.

That is because you are too powerful for him, tell the vile jellus bully to stop being envious & 'get a life'.

by Feelsolucky December 9, 2008

Vjart

When a female fart travels forward up the vaginal lips, exiting the top.

Jessie farted while sitting causing her fart to travel up the vajayjay and exiting at the top of her vaginal lips resulting in a vjart.

by jsemon812000 October 4, 2010

vjhfwryhffyythcd

One day, somebody is going to smash their face against the keyboard and Google a random string of letters only to find this Urban dictionary entry as the sole result and subsequently shit their pants. If that is you, then I'm sorry about your pants.

Damn I really am bored. Let me just Google random letters like vjhfwryhffyythcd. Holy shit there's a result! Oh god what's that smell?

by Mikeology August 15, 2018

VJU

"Vagina Jam Up" getting into trouble with a woman resulting in having no chance at getting laid. For example calling your date by the wrong name.

Matt: Hey guys meet my friend Amanda.

Megan: Hey jackass, my name is Megan.

John: Oh Matt just got the VJU.

by playa746 August 1, 2010

vjetlive

best call of duty player

vjetlive is goated

by ogfortnitegoat October 26, 2022

haha vjeetn

a comment to vjeetn who says something that doesn't make any sense

Vjeetn: "Ahn Loïc, eje weer an de kljin mannen gezeten?"
Everyone: "haha vjeetn"

by vikvdb January 27, 2022