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homework vampire

Only being able to focus on studying and homework when it is dark outside.
Yeah, I'd be working on that physics homework that's due at 7, but I'm a homework vampire.
by mindgames February 16, 2010
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Vampire Bitch

A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.

The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.

So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
Jim: What did you do last night?

Glenn: Nothing

Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?

Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.

Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.

Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
by Charlie T. March 31, 2013
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vampire's lunch box

The tin box in the lady's room to store used tampon's
yo that vampire's lunch box was ill wid all dose bloody rags
by DaBratt January 24, 2008
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psychic vampires

n. one who sucks the energy and life out of you

"These "suckers" are not bad people, most of them are not aware on a conscious level that they are doing what they are doing. Still, their unknowing actions can play havoc with anyone who leaves an energetic opening for this type of thievery. It is important for us to be aware that we may be susceptible to having our energies stolen from us and learn ways to protect ourselves. The harm in a psychic attack is that there is no fair exchange of energy and therefore one feels depleted while the other becomes energized."
i was completely energized by Matthew in the beginning, but as time went on, he became one of the infamous psychic vampires who sucked the life and love right out of me
by psychicvictim August 31, 2013
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

best tv show of the 1990s, combining science fiction and witty sarcasm
I love quoting Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

fire bad. tree pretty.

love makes you do the whacky!
by msdestiny May 4, 2008
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vama

Legend has it that this girl is a human blessed with unearthly powers. The sexiest girl on earth according to Indian mythology.

Anybody who confesses to have come in contact with this unique character mentions him to have an extremely sharp intellect, which is why he is known to be the heart throb among the males.

Her opulent lifestyle, her undiplomatic talk and her vitriolic wit has alienated her from mortal human beings, to a large extent however her entourage among humanity remains unchallenged.
Vama also means Beautiful.
It also means a lady
Vama is also the name of Godess Durga
Ria is Vama.
by Jssbebebdj May 2, 2018
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Vampire Dick

The condition whereby you look in the mirror and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.
After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this morn and saw in my reflection that I now had vampire dick.
by Sebastiandangerfield July 18, 2018
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