T.V.B.

The frequently used acronym T.V.B. has multiple meanings in spoken Italian language.

The most widely seen T.V.B. meaning is "Ti voglio bene", which in English can be translated as "I like you".

Among other various meanings of the Acronym a noteworthy is "Ti vedo bastardo", which in English can be translated with the colloquial rap slang phrase "I see you homie."

The acronym originates from the sms text era, from which it began gaining popoularity among italian teenagers.

E.g. as "I like you":

You are such a friend of mine, thanks for the help T.V.B..

E.g. as "I see you homie":
Yo dude thanks for the props, T.V.B..

by Robberto RRambo April 22, 2014

t-v

T-V: Tiny vagina.

That bitch had such a T-V I couldn't get a needle in.

by Krissy Tragic Raven August 3, 2011

T.V. Dinner

A method of sexual exploration involving:
1. Kill your girlfriend
2. Put her in the freezer
3. Stick her in the microwave until she is nice and toasty.
4. Serve with tortilla chips

That bitch was totally uptight, youknowwhatimean? I mean she was cold baby, she wouldn't do anything, not oral, anal, the reach around, or even have an orgy with 2 other girls and a man in a Santa Claus outfit. But I fixed that when I unleashed the T.V. Dinner on her.

by h3LL0us3r March 28, 2005

T:V

An abbreviation often used to represent Tribes Vengeance.

T:V failed to replace the other two Tribes games.

by Red Shifter February 17, 2005

T.V.A.D.D.

T.V.A.D.D. is an acronym for 'television attention deficit disorder', a term for an inability to settle on a single television show, that results in flipping through multiple T.V. channels during a 30-minute or 1-hour time slot.

Friend #1: Did you watch the series premier last night? It was awesome.
Friend #2: No. I started watching it but unfortunately I developed T.V.A.D.D.; I ended up flipping between about 5 channels for half an hour.

by Skittle Bunny December 19, 2013

t.v. tourettes

Impulsively and uncontrollably shouting out at the television when you are watching a movie, news, sitcom or reality show, such as: "No, don't go in there." or "You idiot." or "That's a damn lie and you know it." or "Really? you are going to do that in front of millions of viewers? Really?"

I believe I have t.v. tourettes, but I don't think I'm alone.

by Eikounday July 29, 2014

t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.

After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.

by JamMom May 8, 2018