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Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003
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upward bound

the shit. except for those gay new people. nobody likes them. summer kicks ass. except hell week. we go on awesome trips. like to chicago. we stay at gay colleges and eat crappy food. we like to flash people. the end.
omg. i can't wait to go to upward bound this weekend!

omg. i can't wait to join upward bound.
by Emily Murphy June 18, 2008
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Utkarsh Sharma

A loser who tries to be smart and cool, but fails all the time.
Man 1: Did you see who Trisha is Fuckbuddies with ?
Man 2: Don't tell me is it an "Utkarsh Sharma" type of guy ?
by ihatepusa October 18, 2023
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Upward Bound

Upward Bound is the experience of a lifetime. Commonly referred to UB. It's a college prep program, but no one really cares about that stuff. UB has the most amazing people ever. Staying there over the summer is the best thing a person can do with their life. Go to your guidance counselor now and see if there's an Upward Bound program near you.
We are UB!
The best Upward Bound program out there is the one at ESU ;D

Going to see my UB lovers this Saturday. FUCK YES!
UB is the shiz!
by Waffuhl August 5, 2009
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upward social and professional trajectory

a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.
i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!
by qwerty298 July 14, 2011
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Upward Jerker

A form of execution, similar to hanging. Except the condemed person is hung by a crane, and violently thrown upward, causing thir neck to snap.
The upward jerker is a form of execution
by Kookycatl119 November 15, 2015
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Unkart

A total fucking bad-ass!!! One who exhibits bad-assary qualities. One who would choke out a Rubino while pulling an Umbarger.
Girl - “Hey, look at that totally hot ass guy over there. He’s a total Unkart!!”
by Thatguy7519 May 22, 2018
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