tantrum update

A current angry outburst published by an individual on a leading social networking web site

If you wanna know about her divorce, read her tantrum update on Twitter today!

by timlight January 29, 2010

shatus update

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

by spumoni April 22, 2010

snapchat update

the stupidest most disappointing and annoying thing known to man kind

Julie-“hey did you hear about the new snapchat update?”
James-“Yeah, it’s literally so stupid.”
Jack-“Yeah, I wish we could have the old snapchat back.” :(((

by LoveChipotle157 February 7, 2018

Clitoris Update

The act of updating one's clitoris, and can be measured by one's ability to hunt or gather.

"Wow Reigen's really got that clitoris update, version 4.0"
"uhhe hah h h *emoji*"

by clitoriswhore August 14, 2019

desperatus update

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

by newsvava February 10, 2009

windows update

also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.

I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.

by the_pwner January 28, 2004

windows update

A whole bunch of useless crud.

Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003