Uptarded

It's like an upgrade to being more retarded.

I upgraded my computer from Windows XP to Windows ME.

by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003

Utard

A combo of the words Utah and Mormon. A modern day version of 'the wheat and the tares' story. A Utard is a "tare" that grows up among the "wheat". They don't really know much about their religion but float along following the rules to fit-in in the Utah society.

We have 113 active priests in our ward, but half of them are utards.

by Jack Kelly June 24, 2004

Unitard

A person who got into university, however is still quite retarded.

Rachel got locked out of her dorm room, she sure is a unitard.

by Aidsaregay June 30, 2011

unitard

A mentally disabled person with one leg.

The unitard hopped happily down the road.

by SeamusR February 10, 2009

Unitard

A person who takes their love of Unicorns to the extreme

Alex: Did you see Callie today?
Emma: If the back pack, pants, shoes, and crocheted sweater didn't point her out as a unitard, the headband and earings certainly did!
Alex: What a Unitard!

by Ezzy September 23, 2005

Utard

Some one who puts retarded stuff on utube, some one who spends too much time watching retarded stuff on utube.

Mikie was up all night watching stupid junk on Utube and now can hardly talk, what an Utard,

by Yorkie Stomper July 5, 2008

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003