Unicorning

The act of running around naked with an erection.

This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!

by Unicorners August 19, 2011

unicorns

The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)

Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.

by yuuutsuna July 11, 2008

unicorn

A person who seems mythically beautiful and unattainable.

I'd had a crush since I was 13; she was my unicorn.

by S.I. Cake June 8, 2005

unicorn

something once in a lifetime, rare, dope, unique, one of a kind, so beyond special that discovering/experiencing it for the first time blows your mind.

1.) She unzipped his pants and found a unicorn.

2.) I drank the unicorn of beers last night.

3.) That moment was so fkn unicorn!

4.) Meeting you was like finding a unicorn. hk<3

by luvst0ned October 17, 2014

the unicorn

A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.

Justin did the unicorn last night.

Sounds mystical.

Not really...

by damn justin July 25, 2008

Unicornal

adj; possessing unicorn like features and, or actions.

John was acting so unicornal today.

by RS&HJ October 3, 2011

unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by cheese&crackers September 28, 2012