Undertaker

A sex position in which you reach over the top and finger a women while she gives you side-head

I hit mad undertaker vibes last night

by GangGangGang6969 February 5, 2020

undertaker

So you know the term "cougar"? This is the erotic comrade/sexual companion/intimate cohort/lewd associate shareholder of this steamy partnership.

I just found out my best friend is dating my grandma. He's a textbook undertaker.

by hahahahamtaro April 16, 2020

Undertakers' Alley

Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley

Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.

Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020

The Undertaker

When you are getting ready to have sex with your girl, you come out to the theme song of the Undertaker with smoke filling the air. Once you complete that slow walk, you slowly raise your hands and the lights come on, but your boner rises with your hands in unison and then the loud clap of thunder roars through the room while your boner is throbbing as it awaits to bury itself into her pussy. After your dramatic entrance, you choke slam her into the bed and give her the last ride.

Last night me and Sarah had the most incredible sex we’ve ever had! I came out as the undertaker and sent that pussy straight to hell!

by CinnamonToastTits69 December 3, 2024

The Undertaker

The act of coming out to The Undertakers’s theme song and slowly walking towards the bed with smoke filling the air. After that slow walk, you raise your hands up in the air to slowly turn the lights on and as this is happening, your boner slowly rises up in unison with your arms. When reaching the bed, you choke slam your girl to the bed and send that pussy straight to hell.

Bro! Last night me and Sarah had amazing sex! I gave her The Undertaker and killed that pussy’

by CinnamonToastTits69 December 3, 2024

Dirty Undertaker

Is when you fake your own death and during the funeral you come out the coffin with your eyes rolled and stick your finger up someone's ass

Damn that funeral was crazy! He did a dirty Undertaker out of nowhere!

by XionGrey May 1, 2025

bisexual undertaker

The cuntertaker, the goat of money in the bank, DAMIAN PRIEST

Person 1: "what does bisexual undertaker even do?"

Person 2: "he serves cunt"

by Bisexualundertaker April 7, 2024