Ulfer

An elf fart

Santa loved to visit the workshop, but after potato nights the ulfers were just too much for him to handle.

by madrad7409 September 12, 2016

unceremonious

Without ceremony; abrupt, hasty; casual; discourteous, rude.

The way he fired me was very unceremonious.

by yosupmandude March 21, 2020

unceremoniously

Without ceremony, casually; abruptly and without care; unenthusiastically; without courtesy.

She said “party’s over” and we were all unceremoniously kicked out the house.

by yosupmandude March 21, 2020

Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

by Octico November 10, 2021

considerable uncertainty

Rhetoric for we haven't got a bloody clue!

"Monday's weather brings considerable uncertainty"

by CaptCrapShot April 26, 2016

These Uncertain Dimes

Dime baggies of drugs your friends have had stashed away in their bottom drawer since March 2020. You can tell from the anemic plastic and dustbuster-looking powder inside that these particular drugs have not seen the sweet inside of a dollar bill since before every bar stopped accepting cash.

You may have survived a pandemic, but with these uncertain dimes back in circulation, your Friday night at Kind Regards might be more dangerous than ever before.

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.

The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.

by SaintAmbrose July 29, 2022