Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”

by Malta tribe September 11, 2023

Ukrainian peek-a-boo

Classic scam mastered by Frank Gallagher from Shameless. Involves jumping out in front of a moving car as your partner distracts them, then shaking them down for cash. Also the slang term for the surprise Trump got when several respected diplomats jumped out and testified against him regarding his extortion campaign in Ukraine.

Definition 1:

Frank: Bro, I'm short on cash. Let's do a Ukrainian peek-a-boo!
Frank's creepy friend: Nah, man, people don't carry cash anymore; it's not worth it.

Definition 2:

Rob: Dude, did you see what happened with Trump!?
Tom: Yeah man, he got a serious Ukrainian peek-a-boo!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Ukrainian Switcheroo

When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend can't smell anymore because of the Ukrainian Switcheroo I gave her last night.

by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 22, 2013

Ukrainian water balloon

An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.

Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon

Boy: no I’m circumcised

by Followyysconsaundcloud February 6, 2020

Ukrainian picnic

When you get a blowjob in an open field, which is common in Ukraine.

1. she doesn't know how to cook, but she can still make a Ukrainian picnic!

2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.

by Ukie Czupiel. February 6, 2009

Ukrainian Milkshake

n. The act of performing oral sex on a woman; cunnilingus

"I'm heading to my girlfriend's house for dinner and hopefully a Ukrainian milkshake for dessert."

by Brad T.D.C May 8, 2009

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017