Umpede

a big dark colored creature.although it may seem civilized it is just a ruse to trap bystanders and catch them unaware where its true colors are shown. note:umpede is mentioned as an 'it' however physically it seems like a male. Recently umpede has also been made into a musical, 'The Tale of Umpede' about a pathetic mourning creature.

T:Kermit the frog here, this is the tale of umpede.
R:UMPEDE!still wets the bed...cumon your 17 now, why do you still wets the sheets...

few lyrics from Tale of Umpede

by mike jones(same as the one above) September 8, 2006

Umphrey

Sweater-clad muhhfuckin beast. the illest cat ever to reside in the 406. He's finna beat yo ass daily with a certified manbook.

Niglet, i'mma umphrey yo shit daily, yahhmean?!

by RealStruggler January 6, 2012

Umphreak

Someone who is a hardcore fan of the jam band Umphrey's McGee.

Jim:I just went to my 20th Umphrey's show!!!

Dave:You're such an umphreak.

by Mickey Hart August 9, 2008

Umpa Lumpa

n. short, fat girls who wear too much make-up and/or dark, dark orange sunless tanner

Im totally into UL's.

by sean July 15, 2001

umphreak

One who loves Umphrey's Mcgee like they would/do their own kid

Kid: Those 3 dudes from Ashwaubenon sure are Umphreaks.

by Darin O January 11, 2008

ump45

the most overused overpowered weapon in mw2

why does everyone use that whoreish ump45 on this game?

by connor tha beast July 22, 2010

Umping

Someone or something smelling bad/strong.

Can be used by itself or in conjunction with the cause of the smell.

Widely used in the Valley's of South Wales

1) He was umping!
2) I am umping of garlic.

by Toxfrost June 27, 2016