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Any Told Desire

A post hardcore band consisting of high school seniors, except for that one kid who looks thirty-five, hailing from South Florida that only allows members that wear basket ball shorts and band tees. The beginning of the song "Wow You Would Look Like An Armadillo" is a complete rip off of the song "There Will Be No Violins When You Die" by I Killed The Prom Queen. Their current screamer is a ginger. Their drummer is morbidly obese. Their bassist is Jewish, and their other guitarist looks like Fredrick Douglas.
"Yo man, Any Told Desire is playing at the Talent Farm Tonight."

"Really? I thought they were an I Killed The Prom Queen cover band."
by Hxctw0stepz. May 9, 2010
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Is that what you told her?

A derivative of the common phrase, thats what she said, is that what you told her is a response to any sentence that contains sexual innuendoes. It is best used in a sentence involving fitting something into a hole or something being inadequate.
"Are you sure it can fit in there?"
"Is that what you told her?"

"It was fun but it wasn't something i would do more than once."
"Is that what you told her?"

"That was amazing!"
"Is that what you told her?"
by Ryan J W January 5, 2009
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Truth be told

it basically means real talk, to be honest, or forreal
you: yu smarter.. and yu know wht it means so yu cn do it ..

me: iight..wat u mean im smarter

you: truth be told....jus makin u feel good so u will do it for me lol

OR

you: so why was everybody laughing at me at tha dance..thought u said i was looking good..

me: truth be told..i didnt feel like hurtin your feelings..plus you my ride home..l0l
by Vannah Pooh February 8, 2010
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twodel

That twodel Twitpic'd her ass a few minutes ago, and now I need to change my pants.
by J-Smoove July 6, 2011
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you got told

It means that you got a sermon, or a sarcastic but correct answer.
American Schoolboy:"I knew that Othello had an R-rating but I was really surprised at the nudity, excellent!!!"

Brit troll:"Too bad just a single flash of breast gets an R-rating in America. I would much rather my kids watching porn than killing people."

Me looking at the american schoolboy and saying"YOU GOT TOLD!!!"
by Anniebabeh25 August 9, 2006
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It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.
Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.
by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017
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Twood

A material made to look like wood but really is not
by Mr McDonald n Slater December 9, 2009
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