Twine towers

a bad pun that i didnt think you would follow up, see twin towers

"im such a loser i followed the link to twine towers, i must really hate americans"

by Puck U May 3, 2005

Twine

Performing a dance by yourself or with a group of people in a structured style.

Come to the dance floor and do a twine with me..

by Glitter Gold June 22, 2019

b-twine

The act of drinking a whole bottle of cheap wal-mart wine before your blind date shows up then talking smack to your date and you end up bagging her then proceed to deliver her a two hour long fuck session.

Brent crushed a bottle of La Moneda Reserva Malbec before his It’s Just Lunch date and ended up getting a b-twine.

by InTheMile November 20, 2019

Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

by countyculchie August 3, 2016

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

twine binder

Pure Awesomeness

johnny your such a fucking twine binder

by jerry ferry August 6, 2011