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twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019
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Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.
No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .
by Lip Service May 29, 2024
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twiddle Niddle

Just some masochistic neon green bean with a majestic mustache that lives in the world of colorquest
Oh! There's that lil green twink, Twiddle Niddle!
by TwiddleNiddleLover May 12, 2024
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twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)
girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy
by CatMakesArt January 7, 2024
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Twiddling

to rub your index and thumb together against a chin beard, also to twiddle another person is a curse, and the creator of the twiddle was the Twiddler.
i just twiddled you. oh shit man how could you just twiddle me like that? Yea i saw it just twiddling evily.
by Geezy aka Spiderman February 11, 2009
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nom-de-knob-twiddle

A name of convenience used by ham radio aficianados, while they roam the airwaves.
This is ZL5371, aka, fathead, what's your nom-de-knob-twiddle buddie?
by mangovega October 20, 2010
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Twiddle Twirl

The state of our mind when the brain stem attempts to disconnect from the body to ascend into a state in which your life turns into a solid cube of matter being able to be consumed to let them take over your body
I tried to twiddle Twirl to take over my girlfriend's body, but she just ain't into eating mah soul.
by Xx_CatDecomposer_xX December 18, 2017
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