To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

by mangovega October 20, 2010

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.
by The radio dude November 24, 2021

by mspanks204 April 5, 2016

to rub your index and thumb together against a chin beard, also to twiddle another person is a curse, and the creator of the twiddle was the Twiddler.
i just twiddled you. oh shit man how could you just twiddle me like that? Yea i saw it just twiddling evily.
by Geezy aka Spiderman February 11, 2009

by Diiidiiii April 7, 2017
