twandling

The act of taping two or more penises together

I just had a fun twandling party with my family

by Black Requice September 9, 2023

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

widdling

The act, usually while soloing, on a guitar of ridiculous speed riffing, usually at very high notes. This is most often accompanied by "guitar face" and a bizarre and stupid posture.

He was widdling for 5 minutes during the solo

by Greg Baldwin September 7, 2006

twirling

When you're really high on GHB.

I was really twriling last night.

by Me May 13, 2005

Twirling

When a female is showing out to be noticed. Also can be negatively denoted to a fast easy woman

Girl was twirling hard last night

by HARdmeatBURriedWELL May 27, 2018

twirling the cherry

cunnilingus; act of eating a girl out. feminine act of twirl

Then he started twirling the cherry.

by rebelrocker138 March 12, 2008

Toddling

Noun. A very small and unsteady toddler; the pre-toddler stage of child development, usually follows immediately after baby.

Also, present tense of the verb 'to toddle.'

William was a toddling at about fifteen months before he became a toddler proper.

Tom came toddling in from the kitchen, with a bottle of beer he'd just found in the fridge.

by Stuart Concannon March 2, 2005