twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 3, 2019

Twiddle

The extra piece of flesh that hangs out of a woman's vagina.

I went down on this bitch but I could not lick her pussy beacuse she had an extra twiddle, and that shit grossed me out.

by Sir Vic November 3, 2017

Twiddle

The act of getting laid by a random or not well-known female the previous night.

You get any twiddle last night?

by brody jenner July 15, 2008

Twiddles

The definition of chase Solis and doucheebaggsss canoe

Once twiddles went in a park

by Diiidiiii April 8, 2017

nom-de-knob-twiddle

A name of convenience used by ham radio aficianados, while they roam the airwaves.

This is ZL5371, aka, fathead, what's your nom-de-knob-twiddle buddie?

by mangovega October 14, 2010

Twiddle-meeballs

The act of a woman twiddling (fidgeting) with your nuts

Last night I told my wife to twiddle-meeballs or she would be sleeping in the cage again

by Nolpeeepeee May 15, 2023

Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

by mjs2003 April 8, 2018