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twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019
mugGet the twiddle my diddle stickmug.

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
mugGet the twiddle your bone flutemug.

nom-de-knob-twiddle

A name of convenience used by ham radio aficianados, while they roam the airwaves.
This is ZL5371, aka, fathead, what's your nom-de-knob-twiddle buddie?
by mangovega October 20, 2010
mugGet the nom-de-knob-twiddlemug.

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.
She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.
by The radio dude November 24, 2021
mugGet the Twiddle monkeymug.

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.
Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!
by mspanks204 April 5, 2016
mugGet the twiddle dinkmug.

Twiddling

to rub your index and thumb together against a chin beard, also to twiddle another person is a curse, and the creator of the twiddle was the Twiddler.
i just twiddled you. oh shit man how could you just twiddle me like that? Yea i saw it just twiddling evily.
by Geezy aka Spiderman February 11, 2009
mugGet the Twiddlingmug.

Twiddles

The definition of chase Solis and doucheebaggsss canoe
Once twiddles went in a park
by Diiidiiii April 7, 2017
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