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twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019
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twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
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Twiddling the twine

When a particularly bigger women plays with her genitalia usually in a public setting
Mike you need to go tell that woman at the bar to quit twiddling the twine like a banjo!
by Quandavious69 March 14, 2024
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Twiddle Twirl

The state of our mind when the brain stem attempts to disconnect from the body to ascend into a state in which your life turns into a solid cube of matter being able to be consumed to let them take over your body
I tried to twiddle Twirl to take over my girlfriend's body, but she just ain't into eating mah soul.
by Xx_CatDecomposer_xX December 18, 2017
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twiddle doo

Girl 1: u my twiddle dee
Girl 2: and u my twiddle doo
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twiddle Niddle

Just some masochistic neon green bean with a majestic mustache that lives in the world of colorquest
Oh! There's that lil green twink, Twiddle Niddle!
by TwiddleNiddleLover May 12, 2024
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twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)
girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy
by CatMakesArt January 7, 2024
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