Giant Toscano Eating Bitch

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".

"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."

by Jenburger January 2, 2008

Tushan

A kool kid who is fun to be around and never comes short of making you laugh. He loves gaming, music and there’s a strong likelihood that he plays an instrument. He has a ...different but great sense of humour and isn’t like anyone you’ve met before.

Person 1: Have you seen the new kid at school?
Person 2: Yeah! He must be cool, I heard his name is Tushan.

by DailyDefiner October 19, 2017

Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.

Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.

by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021

Tucan Sam

The act of eating out a girl from behind while simultaneously tickling her asshole with your nose.

"dude last night when i was eating out christelle from behind, she was digging the tucan sam i was giving her"

by The Proper Tucan Sam December 23, 2008

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

rusty tucan

the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off

Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences

Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work

Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...

by cornfritter December 22, 2010

Dirty Tuscadero

Just before intercourse, the woman makes a stool. Instead of wiping, she smothers her groin area with the stool. Hereafter the guy and woman have sex. After the guy climaxes in the womans vagina, he gets down and eats both the cum, stool and all other fluids.

we did the Dirty Tuscadero. Boy was it messy.

by Bambam from DK August 22, 2011