Tortling

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.

While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.

by c_will502 March 13, 2010

spanish turtleneck

in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck

yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night

by Ben PFRBNGTnetnetyndn January 11, 2012

Turtleneck

A type of sweater with a long neck, preferably worn with a thin chain and light beer in hand.

Turtleneck and Chain and a light ass beer. -The Lonely Island

by Mattwood646 June 5, 2011

turtling

When you have to poop so bad that it's practically coming out and hard to tighten the sphincter muscle to keep it in.

Leigh was turtling but she had to wait for the guests to leave before she rushed to the bathroom.

by audvisartist August 16, 2008

TurtleNeckEmo

The visual representation of the phrase "Pick Me"

"Hey didn't that chick get MeToo'd by that tiktoker TurtleNeckEmo

"Nah that couldn't have been him, he has his pronouns in his bio"

by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

Turtling Out

The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle

"He was so high last night he had a full on turtling out episode"

by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009

turtleneck dinosaur

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.

I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.

by weenurrs October 25, 2014