I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.
by show time January 13, 2015
Get the turkish handie mug.When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.
by shagenwagen February 2, 2017
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Turnism is an illness that effects about one in twenty thousand people. A Turnism sufferer has to face the other way when they are feeling awkward or anxious. Turnism sufferers find it very difficult to meet new people or date, as they often turn their back on the other person within seconds of the first meeting. Turnism sufferers cannot look themselves in the eye, and are very uncomfortable around mirrors. Turnism sufferers, like to eat alone, and will take food to a private place, like a toilet cubicle or broom cupboard. Acute symptoms of Turnism, will lead sufferers to turn their IDs back to front in their wallet and even request to face downwards in their coffin upon their death; which typically occurs through a road traffic accident.
"John, what is wrong with your friend; why is he facing the other way?"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"
by Stemol May 11, 2019
Get the turnism mug.A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.
by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019
Get the Turkish Election mug.When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022
Get the Turkish Snowday mug.Commonly refers to a farmer who enjoys plowing the fields of Turkey. However, it can also refer to a young boy who has a pair of drumsticks for legs.
Other names for a Turkish Farmer include:
1: Turkatron 9000
2: Turkasaurus Rex
3: Pharmaceutical Turk
Other names for a Turkish Farmer include:
1: Turkatron 9000
2: Turkasaurus Rex
3: Pharmaceutical Turk
#1: That little blonde-haired boy looks like a Turkish farmer!
#2: Person 1: Hey, I just bought 2 packs of gum for the price of one. The pharmaceutical turk behind the register gave me and ULTRA discount.
Person 2: Wow, what a big bad Turkasaurus Rex.
#2: Person 1: Hey, I just bought 2 packs of gum for the price of one. The pharmaceutical turk behind the register gave me and ULTRA discount.
Person 2: Wow, what a big bad Turkasaurus Rex.
by Turkasaurus Rex August 4, 2009
Get the Turkish Farmer mug.When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.
by The Mattadarg June 10, 2009
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