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turkey party

Apparently the proper way to celebrate a promotion after a much much lower level co-worker accidentally reveals it before your supervisor.
Congratulations!” says Bob cleaning the urinal.

“For what?” says Steve, awkwardly trying to finish in the next urinal.

“Your promotion! You big time now! You can have a turkey party!” says Bob, trying to shake Steve’s occupies hand.
by Karpeh Diem January 22, 2020
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Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".
Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"
by CK1629 January 23, 2010
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Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*
Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
by jim567483 December 26, 2011
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to go cold turkey

to suddenly and completely stop doing something, esp. a bad habit
My new roommate is intolerant to tobacco, so I had to go cold turkey. It's awful!
by pochtarenko July 17, 2013
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Catching The Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
"Michael has been catching the wild turkey with Lindsay"
by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog December 13, 2014
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Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^
"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me
by Dave August 15, 2004
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turkey jizz

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.
Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?
by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009
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