Turding

A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.

Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.

by Mattysgurl March 16, 2020

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020

Turing test

A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.

The setup of the test is this:
The interrogator, a human, is in a room separate from the machine being tested and another human. The interrogator questions both the machine and the human via a keyboard, and tries to discern which is the machine and which is human.

A computer that can pass the Turing test (that is, be indistinguishable from the human), is considered to have intelligence.

"I passed the Turing test, which shouldn't be that difficult anymore, because Smarterchild is almost there, and humans are getting dumber by the second..."

by Renee February 25, 2004

Turning the Other Cheek

An expression derived from the Bible; meaning, to love your enemies while resisting them non-violently.

It says, I will not seek revenge because I am stronger than that. I will not respond with shame because I have dignity in Jesus; and not in hurting you.

Turning the other cheek is a powerful response, as it may require a great deal of self-control, which is painful to do in some cases (see example).

I Turn the Other Cheek when my enemies attack or insult me, but now that they're masquerading as me, causing confusion, division, and strife amongst my friends... turning the other cheek has become painfully hard and I feel deeply saddened.

by made beautiful March 24, 2013

aqua turding

The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.

-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*

-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*

by CactusHeart November 15, 2010

turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.

Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life

by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008

turningbird

a person who get pissed/mad to easily for the stupidest reasons.

also can be known for people who are sensitive.

You: sup

Them: hey

You: your shirt looks really ugly today

them: shut up, your a gay fag. don't be judging me like that you scrub.

you: wow you turningbird.

by JacknStack November 24, 2009