Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

A way of saying "see ya later" or "take care comb ya hair". Usually said in the context if somebody is leaving a voice channel on discord if they have something else better to do.

"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"

"Okay, don't drop a turd like Amber Heard"

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

by Limpylegs May 3, 2022

Bird Turding

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

Turg

The name of a god in Mario Kart 8. Despite always coming last, Turg is just happy to be included in something and cheered for

"It sucks that Turg came last yet again"
"Well at least he is consistent"

by Yeetboi96 April 4, 2020

throw a turd and call it serving caviar

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Alex Turner

A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?

ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.

by piggyboo June 26, 2018

Amber Turd

Someone who will shit in the bed of their Nemesis to assert dominance. A sociopath and narcissist who craves all the attention but can never get it.
Someone who is generally a mediocre actor with little tits, and a small brain. Note: has the ability to cry with no tears! Beware of this even wench.

"oh no! It's amber turd, that shitty actress that tried to ruin Johnny Depp! Quick, throw a bottle of wine and some Seroquel at it"

by NekeDGrannMah May 8, 2022

Alex Turner

the sexiest man alive who could deff hit it for free

my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy

by Kore<3 October 18, 2020