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Tumblr

An alternate universe where teenage girls reblog pictures of attractive girls or cute couples and use the terms "forever alone" or "UNF" a lot. They then get so obsessed with how many followers that they have, and this leads to them sitting on their computer for hours on end and never hanging out with their friends.

Oh and watch out, Tumblr goes from puppies to porn in a matter of seconds. (or if you prefer kitties to titties, it's the same idea)
John: Hey Matt, where's Jenny? I haven't seen her in months!

Matt: She got a Tumblr.
by suhhspence.tumblr October 30, 2012
mugGet the Tumblrmug.

Tumblring.

What cool people do.
by Yoooooooooooooooooooo. September 26, 2010
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Tumblr

A place for egocentric attention-starved teenagers to compete for who's the most special, unique snowflake

Additionally features lots of blogs with 10-frame low quality porn gifs
"I'm a spirit lesbian transgendered woman"
"I'm a pansexual otherkin"
"I'm quad-gendered and self-diagnosied with schizophrenia"
"are you sure you're not just pretending to be 'unique and original' for attention on tumblr?" "STOP OPPRESSING ME"
by ratQuesada May 11, 2015
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Tumblr

It's a Virus !!! don't JOIN.
Girl from Facebook: Hey, what's a tumbler?
Girl #2: * Oh, you mean Tumblr ? It's a virus, I tried joining and it crashed my computer. Don't join for your sake.
by tinyiddy125 March 1, 2011
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Tumblr

A site that a teenager joins to express themselves or whatever, which turns out to be a cult joined by half our generation. Symptoms of long exposure to Tumblr may include: loss of old personality, twisted and harmful social views, speaking only in sentences read from Tumblr posts, trans extremist beliefs, insomnia and identifying as a polyromantic trisexual furrykin.
Person 1: So, this is the female reproductive system--
Person 2: THAT'S TRANSMISOGYNIST YOU CIS SCUM
Person 1: Oh, I'm guessing you have a Tumblr.
by iKnowWhATaFwysheIs May 10, 2015
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Tumblr

The single largest congregation of faggots on the internet.
"Hey man, I went on Tumblr for the first time today!"
"I had no idea how much of a faggot you are"
by Mr. Brevik April 7, 2013
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