Jib-turkey

One who speaks jibberish in a high pitched turkey like voice. Not to be confused with jive turkey

I couldn't understand what she was saying. She was being such a jib-turkey.

by KG Money September 4, 2009

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

Turkey-back

Noun - A slang term for people from New England in reference to the Pilgrims and Thanksgiving.

"Look at those matching Turkey-backs in their Patriots jerseys over there. Hey, Turkey-backs! Turkeys up, bro!"

by Indefatigablysardonic June 11, 2020

Tucked Like Underarmor

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021

Full Turkey

A large, long, bushy, or otherwise very full growth of pubic hair; "au naturale"; 70s bush.

Did you see the new HD version of Aliens? Sigourney Weaver had a full turkey! It was sticking out of her underwear.

by benedick arnold May 12, 2011

Pecker Tucker

A phrase used to describe male gamers, in particular, those who play the mobile game Evony. These individuals commonly solicit other males under the guise of being a woman. Once a rapport has been established, the pecker tucker sends pictures of his penis tucked between his legs to the virginal, nerdy victim. The victim, being virginal and nerdy, believes he has just seen his first vagina and showers the pecker tucker with in game gifts.

Kjcasey: hey do you know Mech01?

Sith🖕: Yeah, I heard he was a pecker tucker.

Kjcasey: Yep, that’s how he got to keep 30.

Sith🖕: I figured, he’s not good enough to do it otherwise.

by Evony81 January 21, 2019

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013