trumpcrumpets

Little brown, spongy shit-cakes, glorious food of the Washington DC gods.

As it was in Jonestown, so too are most Republican senators readily consuming their newly favored trumpcrumpets.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

Trumpageddon

The end of the world following the election of the Trumphole

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Within weeks of the election of the Trumphole the inevitable Trumpageddon occurred

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by jmspaesq January 3, 2016

Trumpcard

To discard any factual statement by bringing in a circular argument, appeal to authority or any other well-used and abused forms of fallacies. Simply put, if you can't beat them, confuse them. A strategy to win bigly and not get tired of winning. Recently seen in public use by POTUS Trump and his group of minions, lead by Sean Spicer.

NYT Rep: But, Mr. President, where did you get the info about this terror -
POTUS: It was on FOX news!
NYT Rep: Okay, but the news was covering your statements, right?
POTUS: Why would they cover it if it was not true?! Believe me, they are very smart people. Ver smart, I tell you. They know what they were doing.

NYT cam guy: Damn! He played the trumpcard again!

by abwolverine February 19, 2017

TrumpFarts

A Biological condition when something that is pulled or forced out of one's ass making no sense, keeps coming out of one's mouth.

AS the President addressed the nation the TrumpFarts got out of control as usual keeping the nation totally confused about reality.

by MrFFreddyreddy H. October 19, 2018

Trumparrency

To mislead, lie, hide income tax filing, criticize, disrespect, name calling, misinterpret the law, deflect news reporters questions, no accountability, false promises, hush money payoffs... Need I say more.

Trumps supporters are ignorant and continues to accept the Trumparrency of this administration

by Dick808HI August 24, 2018

Trumpcate

This is where one becomes bored with a current conversation, and decides to interrupt with a snarky comment or remark that often references their impressive financial status, but that is not always the case.

guy 1: hey man, why you mad?

guy 2: freaking Tanner! I was talking to this hot girl at the bar when he totally trumpcated me talking about his families yacht.

by Tricky Swog December 30, 2015

trumpanese

The oft wrong words used by Donald Trump.

Donny was speaking trumpanese again today when he said oranges instead of origins and hamberder instead of hamburger.

by Smammon April 11, 2019