your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011

killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

Twouchebag

A person who sets down a bunch of rules and guidelines on how Twitter should be used. Could also be someone who takes Twitter too seriously.

"Did you see Tate's post about being annoyed that people post too much to Twitter? That was a Twouchebag move."

"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."

by purple_piggy_bank August 16, 2008

touche

an expression borrowed from French used
1)to admit that an opponent in an argument has made a good point
2)when someone has said a good comeback line
3)to concede a point to an opponent when fencing

1)A: You only think that because that what you raised to believe
B: Maybe, or maybe you only think THAt because that's what YOU were raised to believe.
A: Touche.
2)A: Why can't you put the toilet down?
B: Why can't you get a job and stop flirting with other guys?
A: Touche.
3)Touche. You got me. That's another point for you.

by Lena Klein April 17, 2004

He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005

trouncher

A girl who smells like a fish chowder farm and loves to eat pussy. Eventually she will be gutted and have her limbs chopped up and thrown into the ocean where she'll never be heard of again.

Did you see Kathleen at Union last night? She is such a trouncher.

by Honesty Box ;) January 13, 2009

Truché

Pronouced true-shey. When someone brings up a viable argument in which one would use the phrase touché, but the argument itself is also true.

Me: Hey, you lied, money does grow on trees.

Friend: I never said that, your dad said that.

Me: Truché.

by Kevindablood December 13, 2010