Trinton

He divorced a Karen because she a slag

Karen is a slag
That’s why Trinton left her

by Nalin123 January 1, 2019

Triston

An astounding best friend that is always there to listen and encourage whenever you need it. Also the best boyfriend you will ever have no matter how much they deny it. He’s adorable and as kind as you can get. An absolute angel. If you let a Triston out of your life you will always regret it. They are perfect.

Person 1: Who’s your perfect boyfriend?
Person 2: The boyfriend I already have, Triston.

by xXbeeXx April 22, 2020

Tristonianity

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.

I practice Tristonianity

by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

triptonite

a person's biggest trigger during a psychadelic trip, guaranteed to send them into a shadow realm bad trip experience

Alex: did she have fun at burning man?
Deen: nah she gets this unfortunate anxiety around repetitive music, it's kinda like her triptonite
Pat: sounds kinda f-tier

by defnotpatdeenalex September 8, 2022

Upstream Tristo

The words Upstream Tristo typically describes someone's penis to be microscopic and physically cannot grow any bigger then 1 Nanometer in length.

Person 1: Omg Jenifer said that when Tristan took off his clothes just before they were about to have sex, she couldn't see his penis! She even held a magnifying glass to it and still couldn't see his penis. It was an Upstream Tristo size!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!

by John Wock April 9, 2022

Triston

A Triston is very striking and will be the first person you notice in a crowd. A Triston has aggressive and intimidating eyes. Tristons normally try to act like they arent phased by anything but on the inside Tristons are all emotional messes. They tend to get very angry when they get sad and will lash out at anyone who tries to converse with them. Tristons are normally negative people but they will do anything for the ones they love. They prefer to be alone than in a crowd. They arent afraid to be alone if its to get away from fake/weak people. They look at things much differently than other but Tristons will always put you before themselves and will have your back in any fight or hardship until the end. If you find a Triston hold on to them but if you have ever done them wrong or they tell you they dont fuck with you, keep your distance

That dude Triston doesnt talk to anyone.

by A N I M A V E S T R A June 2, 2018

triptocaine

A fictional drug used by Lieutenant Norman Jayden in the video game Heavy Rain. He uses it to prevent himself from having a seizure, although it is also very hazardous to his health, so he must often resist drinking it. it is a blue liquid in a test-tube like container.
MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS TRIPTO

Dude, when I was playing Heavy Rain last night, I barely got Jayden to resist taking the tripto.

Crap, Jayden took the triptocaine!

by Sgt. Trolonym July 6, 2012