triple penetration

a dick in the mouth, cunt, & in the ass of a woman

Prepare for the triple penetration

by Diosdado D. Pingul Jr. April 13, 2003

Triple Pointer

A bowel movement where all three states of shit (solid, liquid, and gas) exist at the same time.

Dude, that was a massive Triple Pointer...solid shit, liquid shit, and shit vapor all at once!

by Tip Tank May 4, 2011

The Comcast Triple Play

When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.

Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good

by deathafterkarma August 19, 2008

Canadian Triple Piercer

The sexual act of three men coating their genitals in warm maple syrup and then shoving their penises into the woman's anus over and over.

Those men got really sticky with Amy last night, must have done a Canadian Triple Piercer.

by xXMLGSHREKTXx May 16, 2016

triple penny

First, you need 3 willing guys. Then you put one dick in your butt, another dick in your vagina and the last dick in your mouth.

Dat bitch loves the triple penny.

by joe_chainz July 13, 2015

Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.

Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

triple play

In baseball: When three outs are made in one inning. There must be at least two base runners and no outs for it to occur. They are very uncommon, but are a great thing to see, especially when you're favorite team gets out of a jam.

Harry Kalas: The score is 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth between the Cardinals and the Phillies with the Phillies leading. The Cardinals have the bases loaded with no one out, so Phillies closer Billy Wagner is in a jam. Pujols steps to the plate. IT'S SMOKED TO THIRD BASE! Bell steps on the bag and throws towards second! Utley makes the throw to first...GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!! THE PHILLIES WIN IT!!!!! IT WILL BE SCORED A 5-4-3 TRIPLE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

by David Akers September 13, 2005