Tripling Yourself

When a guy, when he ejaculates, also defecates and vomits at the same time.

Tripling yourself, as discussed in Misfits...

Nathan: Just before I started my community service, I had an incident with this girl.

Laura: What kind of incident?

Nathan: Right... I picked her up in this dentists waiting room (she was having some sort of oral surgery). So we go out, few drinks, couple of kebabs, then it's straight back to her place to start with the shagging.

And I've built up a nice rhythm, and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone... and then BAM! All hell breaks loose. I tripled myself.

Pause

Laura: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

Nathan: You know, tripling. It's when you cum, puke and shit yourself all at the same time.

Kelly: For Fucks Sake...

Nathan: Three bodily functions: doing the triple.

by B Gary December 18, 2010

trifling bitch

The textbook trifling bitch. You know, the one that cheats on you, snoops in your belongings, tells you how much she's not over you then immediately goes and sleeps with a married guy who's almost as old as my mom. Yeah, that girl.

I don't have time for that trifling bitch.

by Jesse Eddleman August 29, 2008

Trolling well

A well that spawns a considerable amount of trolling.

Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."

Mary: "That's what she said."

by Kmgtpezy April 24, 2011

Trillionsome

Sexual intercourse involving one trillion beings. Probably not possible.

dude I just had an epic trillionsome with a lot of girls!!!!!!111!!!

by SomebodyUnoriginal January 30, 2019

Double Trolling

The art of pissing off two different, ideologically opposing, groups with one statement, comment, or social media exchange. Double Trolling is conducted solely for personal amusement.

Bill Burr is just double trolling the internet when he says things like "Trump is such a dope, he's actually going to make me vote for a woman."

by Adolf Earnhardt February 27, 2017

Trolling for Strange

Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.

All right, fuckers. Who wants to go trolling for strange?

by drok n roll January 20, 2010

Trolling IRL

Stands for "Trolling in real life". It is harder than online trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked.

A list of professional IRL Trolls:
-Andy Kaufman
-Jonathan Swift
-Ann Coulter
-Otakus
-Barry Humphries
-Chris Morris
-Bill O'Reilly
-Dom Joly
-God
-Howard Stern
-Ted Rall
-The Runaway Bride
-Jeremy Beadle
-Ayn Rand
-Hurricane Katrina
-Jesus
-Tucker Carlson
-Anal Cunt
-Michael Moore
-Perverted-Justice
-Socrates
-Adolf Hitler
-Johnny Knoxville
-U2
-Discordians
-Pat Robertson
-Hugo Chavez
-PETA
-The Man
-Merle Haggard
-Karl Marx
-Tom Green

List of ways Trolling IRL:
-Poke people and say "fag" until they get pissed.
-Walk very close to shops on the pavement, triggering their automatic doors while you pass.
-Wear blackface.
-Stand right in front of the 'buzzer' button at pedestrian crossings so that people can't press it without feeling like they're intruding in your personal space.
-Write an angry letter to the editor.
-File frivolous lawsuits.
-Happy slapping
-Sell someone's dog to a Chinese restaurant
-Join an anarchist black bloc
-Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
-Wear Klan robes
-Sneak a retard into a sperm bank
-Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
-Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrtion-box information.
-Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
-Columbine
-Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party"

by MaidenAndPriestRule September 12, 2005