To walk through your front door, fall down, and skid to a stop, leaving a small trench in your floor. Caused by sleep deprivation and/or intoxication.
by Indigo March 1, 2004
The trench cut is a standard military haircut from WW I to the present. It featured shaved sides and back of the troop's head and left a little on top. This was a fast cut to give and prevented vermin nests in most of the head in trenches
by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020
A weapon used during WWI to stab peoples in the brains. Also, an exceedingly good anti-zombie invasion weapon.
!) Zhe Germans are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?
by Vladimir McCools October 6, 2007
by #dildo February 10, 2017
Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
by G.FRESH. January 31, 2016
Trench Kid (pr. Noun)
1) Kids that have grown up from a torn youth. Typically from poverty stricken regions.
2) People that are woke / emotionally intelligent/ or emotionally skilled and know they are valuable..
1) Kids that have grown up from a torn youth. Typically from poverty stricken regions.
2) People that are woke / emotionally intelligent/ or emotionally skilled and know they are valuable..
Ex. 1
Growing up as a trench kid, Sally knew she wouldn't repeat the cycle.
Ex. 2
Billy had it tough.
Yeah. He was in the Group Home system; A real Trench Kid
Growing up as a trench kid, Sally knew she wouldn't repeat the cycle.
Ex. 2
Billy had it tough.
Yeah. He was in the Group Home system; A real Trench Kid
by LeastWorstDad January 4, 2021
The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
by woodchipper April 29, 2008