tree hugger

A tree hugger is a a temporary discomfort of the male genitalia which occurs when one's moist scrotum "wraps" itself around the less moist shaft of the penis, providing a keen grip. In doing so, the testicals separate from one another and are displaced by the penis. This displacement causes significant tension on the sides of the shaft, as if the testicals were "hugging" the penis.

So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.

Todd: What's wrong Billy?

Billy: My junk's all tangled up!

Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!

by Duncan Swift April 24, 2006

Tree Hugger

A person who measures the DBH (diameter at breast height)of a tree before it is harvested. When they use their foresters tape to measure trees, they wrap the tape around the tree which makes them look like they are hugging the tree.

Marcus looked like he was hugging a tree when he was measuring the DBH before it was harvested. He is a real tree hugger.

by TimWVU June 24, 2008

tree hugger

Some one who wants the world to never get extinced

A boy named Nathan was wasting water, so Emma stoped him.

by Emma howard January 6, 2004

tree hugger

A mother fucking White Guy who humps on a tree and acts like a
azn.

George:Hey Saddam arent you from Middle East?
Saddam: STFU you tree hugger! Go hump a tree cause your wife is busy with Blaire.

by White Hater May 11, 2006

tree hugger

Person who is focused on a single issue and cannot see the big picture. In other words, someone who cannot see the forest for the trees and refuses to change.

John is such a tree hugger. He's so worried about losing his typewriter that he won't turn on his new computer.

by drwillie February 23, 2008

Tree Hugger

A man or a woman who's dating someone WAAAAY older than he/she is. Most likely someone with children with his/her husband/wife away. This term came to life through comparing an old tree with a partner the person is having.

Guy: Dude! You're a fucking Tree Hugger! That bitch has 2 kids!

Guy 2: Aww cmon man, the ho's husband's out of town for two weeks! Let's live life to the fullest!

Girl: I'm such a Tree Hugger!

Girl 2: Yes you are.

by lubidoobidoo January 15, 2010

The Hardcore Tree Hugger

You're fucking a bitch- I mean having sex with a nice female... or male (whatever floats your boat) doggy style outside while your partner is hugging onto a tree for their dear life because you're a G, while at the same time you are leaning forward to lay on your partners back hugging underneath the breast tightly at a fast speed. You can also add on partners if you wanna take it to the next level. Make sure you finish off on your partners face(s) and the tree because chances are if your partner let you do this they're probably gonna like that freaky shit.

Moe: Hey Nate what were you doing in the forest last night with Beth?
Nate: Oh man, you would not believe it! Beth actually wanted to do The Hardcore Tree Hugger! I think I was going so hard that she was sliding all over the tree and shit? I don't know man, but all I know is she said she saw a Big Foot if you know what I mean!!
Moe: Damn Nate! So that's why she got splinters all over her face!

by HardcoreTreeHugger September 22, 2013