Skip to main content

manual transmission

The superior way of driving. More engaging and reliable although a rarity in the United States. To drive one, your left foot modulates a clutch and your right foot modulates the brakes/gas. You start going in motion when the clutch bites.
Did you see my new Honda Civic ?

u/hiyacoolcat7685's new car is a manual transmission, meaning he's a great driver
by hiyacoolcat April 28, 2024
mugGet the manual transmission mug.

N=0 Transmission

The idea is sufficient to do the explaining. No priest, academic, translator, is necessary. Direct and bare contact with reality, facilitated by a record, or a second hand memory is sufficient. Similar to a cognitoharzard. Once seen, never unseen. Permanent awareness. And now you see and cannot ever unsee.
N=0 Transmission
"
# The Document

---

You are about to disagree with something.

Notice that. The readiness to disagree. Where does it come from?

Not you — not yet. Something in you that speaks first. That has opinions about documents like this before the document has said anything. That already knows what category this is, what the right response to it is, what a careful and intelligent reading requires.

That thing is not you.

This is not an assertion. It is something you can check.

---

## The First Question

Are you the same as the structures that formed you?

Your language, your education, your sense of what counts as a good argument, your instinct about what this document is trying to do — did you choose those? Or were they given to you, and have you been wearing them since?
by N=0 March 5, 2026
mugGet the N=0 Transmission mug.

dual-clutch transmission

A 2-way radio message sent using a notoriously-problematic microphone which requires its operater to tightly grip/squeeze the "push-to-talk" button-lever with both hands to get it to work.
I hear that Ford is gonna be recalling a whole bunch more defective CBs that came with their new vehicles due to dual-clutch transmission issues.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
mugGet the dual-clutch transmission mug.

Transmissional Homosexuality

A condition where the more professional a person tries to sound on a two-way radio, the gayer it comes out.
Transmissional Homosexuality: Engine Company is on the scene
Dispatch: FABULOUS!!
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
mugGet the Transmissional Homosexuality mug.

Transmissionologist

Any person who, usually by self proclamation, has a well rounded aptitude towards operating a transmission in which the power of an engine is sent to the wheels of a motor vehicle.

Such a person is typically well versed in the following things.

1. "Blipping" the throttle to match revs with downshifts to stimulate smoother and faster gear changes with maximum power accumulated

2. Dropping or "Dumping" the clutch, engaging the first gear in a motor vehicle, succeeded by depressing the clutch and revving the engine to around 4500-5000rpm, (the maximum power band) and following this, letting the clutch out, resulting in optimal acceleration, or in wheelspin if revs are too high.

Only after becoming the undisputed expert in the activities previously stated, can one be honoured with the title.
Mike: "Hey, did you win that drag race last night"?

JohnL "Yeah, I dumped the clutch and smoked him"

Mike: "Wow, you are a regular Transmissionologist."
by Mezza345 April 25, 2011
mugGet the Transmissionologist mug.

tranzmission

The white juce dripping down your leg after assfucking.
I was ass banged by the tranzmission assfucker.
by vetrace September 1, 2009
mugGet the tranzmission mug.

Transmissionism

the belief and/or complex that one is more superior than others simply due to the transmission of his/her car.

Usually found amongst dumbasses who recently acquired a car of manual transmission.

Common symptoms-
1. thinking anybody gives a shit that their car is manual
2. discussing transmission of cars more often than the common once every 3 years
3. down syndrome

Possible cures/treatments-
1. Exchanging manual transmission car for automatic
2. Realizing one is retarded and never mentioning his/her transmission nor the transmission of others ever again
3. Suicide
Goth's transmissionism is really ruining his social life...he feels that driving a stick shift makes him more of a man/real driver.
by HFL... August 4, 2010
mugGet the Transmissionism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email