public transport

Transport in which you can been seen publicly while you are having sex.
We gonna do it public transport style.
by Spoonface January 2, 2009
mugGet the public transportmug.
Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013
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The acknowledgment of one's secret love for all things Star Trek.
GQMF 1 - I'm finally coming out of the transporter & getting a Trek tattoo!

GQMF 2 - Awesome, sci-five!
by annejmai November 24, 2010
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Turd Transport

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008
mugGet the Turd Transportmug.
The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.
Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this
by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011
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Electric Whale Transport

Electric whale transports are three or four-wheeled electric carts that people, almost exclusively elderly or morbidly obese, ride around on in stores, malls, or anywhere else that requires walking a distance greater than from the couch to the refrigerator.
I was in a hurry to get out of Target, but some fatty in an electric whale transport was holding up the checkout line.
by Two11two March 12, 2008
mugGet the Electric Whale Transportmug.
any object that may be used to transport a person from point A to point B.
I have gotten a job so i may purchase a vehicular transportation module
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004
mugGet the vehicular transportation modulemug.

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