Torts

The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella

"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"

by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024

Tort

Ran through

“Wow have you heard Emily is tort”

by Starlove03 January 21, 2020

Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Tort

A mixture of a tent and fort. Basically a fort which has been built out of pillows and blankets but looks and has the shape of a tent.

Our tort was so awesome.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

pama tort yeeae

Pama tort yeeae= bad rabid cowboy

"Wow, Bob, look at that pama tort yeeae"
"Oh, it is a pama tort yeeae"

by tokidoritodoroki March 1, 2020

Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024