Lil torta is the goat and the cutest guy ever, and can steal anyone’s girl. He says “small dick big dreams” but he has the longest pp ever no cap.
by The_lil_torta October 9, 2020
Get the Lil tortamug. They are useless whores that won’t shut the fuck up. Some of the lowest IQ vermin. Food and dick you fat whore. That’s all they are. Tortas should only have 2 purposes in this world (legally mandatory), either suck a dick (they’re especially at this because the pigs ALWAYS have something in they’re mouth)
Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?
Fat bitch.
Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?
Fat bitch.
by iH8fatppl March 24, 2024
Get the Tortamug. Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.
Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
by mangophonker July 26, 2025
Get the Crack Tortasmug. 'Torta face' is a term that originates from Hispanic communities in the United States. It describes someone with the following features:
1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead
2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones
3.) a long, pointy chin
This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.
Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.
Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.
It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.
This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.
You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead
2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones
3.) a long, pointy chin
This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.
Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.
Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.
It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.
This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.
You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
by Worldwide Scholar 411 December 17, 2024
Get the Torta facemug. Emilian’s cake made with boiled rice, eggs and sugar. You can find it in few Italian city because it's really typical.
by MayaPaga January 21, 2023
Get the torta di risomug. by Jr Uing/VM September 2, 2025
Get the Tortamug.