flat-topped

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.

You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.

by Ming64 March 28, 2018

Try-Sarah-Tops

When your name is Sarah, and you think you are TOP shit, and ring in on a conversation only to TRY too hard and make it awkward, in turn, making everyone else feel awkward which leads to an awkward silence. Sarah has no arms and then tries to tell a joke to regain her cool friend status.

Group: "Oh how was work today?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Yellow."
Group: "uuurgh."
Group: Silence

Try-Sarah-Tops: "knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Not Sarah."
Group: More silence

by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021

Topster

For ESL people who lives in Brasil we like to use the word Top to adjectivate something or someone which is the best of something Like examples below:
1.This restaurant is top

2.My girlfriend is top

However Topster came with a mix of comparative and superlative of this by Brazilians English Speakers adjective kind of word,like examples below:
1.This restaurant is the topster

2.My girlfrind is the topster

1.Dude,of course I want to bang that girl but she told me she will only go out for dinner with me if I take her to the topster restaurant in town and I am flat broken.
2.My father promised me that if I get into college he will give me the topster BMW 's model .

by #princeofalltradeskingofnone November 19, 2018

Toppen

Toppen is everyone except people named Jakob

Hey, Tobias is on Toppen and Jakob is not.

by Din mor er grim Jakob March 14, 2022

Poppy Toppy

(verb) The doing or receiving of a blowjob (the sucking of one's penis), in which the one giving the blowjob has Pop Rocks in his/her mouth.

Jimmy: Yo, whats that popping sensation?
Alexandra: Oh you didn't know? I'm giving you Poppy Toppy.
Jimmy: Man that feels good!
Alexandra: Yeah it's super sweet too, I bet it'll taste even better in a minute or two *winks*

by JubJub128 May 21, 2020

sloppy sloppy joe toppy

When she eats a sloppy joe and immediately gives you head.

broooo, cady just gave me the sloppiest sloppy sloppy joe toppy backstage at she kills monsters

by dead steve December 3, 2021

Froppy Toppy

When ya girl froppy is sucking your dick and has her tongue in your ass at the same time.

Zacchary was fucking Tsuyu Asui under the UA bleachers while she was giving me that good froppy toppy.

by XxDaVinci August 26, 2017