(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"
by Jack Smiley April 01, 2008
to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.
by Mike Hunt March 05, 2004
nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.
by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006
When someone is tellin a story and another person always comes and makes it better than it really is by tellin a different story.
Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.
by austin kerkman February 24, 2008
Topper Headon was the drummer for The Clash. His real name is Nicky Headon. He had tried out for Mick
s band,the London S.S.,then something happened,and tada,he was in The Clash. He later got kicked out though because he had a drug addiction and was becoming unreliable. I believe he released a solo album too. He was really short,and also sometimes had to wear women's shoes,because his feet were so small. He also got married to his girlfriend Wendy,but they divorced.
s band,the London S.S.,then something happened,and tada,he was in The Clash. He later got kicked out though because he had a drug addiction and was becoming unreliable. I believe he released a solo album too. He was really short,and also sometimes had to wear women's shoes,because his feet were so small. He also got married to his girlfriend Wendy,but they divorced.
by Brandi O. October 29, 2005
A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.
by A. S. Murray April 27, 2023
This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.
Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Out for beers after a round of golf.
Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."
Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."
Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
by DaTruth33 February 22, 2014