Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.

He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Topher

the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.

Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."

by topher_.xx January 12, 2025

Topher

A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.

It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".

As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!

As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.

by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023

Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher

Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher

by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021

Topher

A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia

Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher

by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023

Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.

Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023