toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008

Toolage

Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"

"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."

by Willy "Cock" Johnson July 2, 2017

tolando

Tolando is a guy who will take your breath away. At first you might not know how much he’s going to mean to you, but once you give him a shot you’ll see how amazing he really is. He’s one to care about you and your feelings. He’s more than likely going to make sure you’re okay before he thinks of himself. Yes, sometimes you will get frustrated with him but in the end you will know you love him and you couldn’t live with out that guy.

Kelly is such a lucky girl , I heard she’s dating Tolando.

by mylove2513 September 3, 2018

Toomanist

Toomanist is a person that, willingly or unwillingly, manifests Toomanism. Toomanism is the philosophical school that first identified the tendency of philosophical discourse to fragment into a multiplicity of -ism related claims. The tendency can be seen is academic philosophical discource as well as in online discussions in which the participants may or may not even understand exactly what the -ism refers to or have read any relevant works.

The term was first coined in the Symbolic World Discord server to dissuade such a fragmentation. At present the attempt seems to have failed as it is virtually impossible for modern people to avoid getting involved in Toomanistic discussions but a larger movement has been initiated to raise awareness and help those affected.

- This is clearly positioning you as a Platonist even though you profess to be a relativist in your conception of morality. If you accept nominalism how can you profess to adhere to materialism, physicalism and scientific realism?
- You are a f***ing Toomanist!!

by Dionysis___ February 3, 2023

Sean Tollan

A poof.

That guys such a 'Sean Tollan'.

by Craig Burnett December 11, 2011

Toland

1. Commonly known as toe lint, it is a word used to describe lazy people who are obsessed with video games.

2. A person that doesn't shave.

3. A person with a crusty mustache who takes really long dumps and thinks believes he/she can eat a million guavas.

4. A person that just wants to have fun.

5. A person who wields a lamberge.

6. A person that hates to take showers.

7. Someone who gets his shirts ridiculously dirty.

8. Someone who slouches too much.

9. Someone who has 50 different types of serves in tennis.

10. A person who thinks he/she should be a dragon rider.

11. A person who takes revenge times thirty on you.


Examples:

Ohhh Toland just wants to have fu-un.

Eww... you have so much toe lint.

That's disgusting Toland.

Tolande ni yao jing chang xi zao, ra bu ran ni de toe fa hui you tai duo you

toe lint Toland

by Grandma Joe's April 28, 2009

Toolin' Around

Toolin' Around

1.) Foolin' Around
Joking around with your friends
Having fun

"You weren't paying enough attention to me because your were too busy toolin' around with your friends"- Attention whore

by Banfilth January 19, 2009