Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
by CarringtonS January 30, 2009
Bartender:
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017
The Dreamweaver Tonic is a shimmering liquid that radiates a soothing aura. When imbibed, it transports the drinker into a vivid and ethereal dreamscape. It enhances the dreamer's ability to shape their dreams, enabling them to explore fantastical realms and experience extraordinary adventures while they sleep.
Behold, the Dreamweaver Tonic! With a single sip, your slumber will transform into a gateway to limitless wonders. Unleash your imagination and embark on journeys beyond imagination within the realm of dreams.
by AustinReaves May 20, 2023
by SadDoris November 10, 2017
+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods April 20, 2011
La Monica De Tonic is The Monica Of Tonic. An absolutely stunning woman with dark silk hair that cascades down her shoulders. Her eyes are like onyx, deep and mysterious, drawing you in with their enchanting gaze. When she smiles, it's as if the whole room lights up, her laughter is infectious and hypnotic, leaving you wanting more. She is Radiant in positive energy, so her company is never a boredom. Conversation with Monica are enriched with knowledge and she is intuitive when others are talking! Monica exudes elegance and grace in life with every step she takes, a true beauty both inside and out. Monica is tonic with out a doubt!
When La Monica De Tonic laughs It is as if you are Hypnotized! My body is in a state of Paralysis. The only part of me where functionality is felt is my heart. Which is out of control under her laughter spell! The experience is tonic!
by La Monica De Tonic June 19, 2024
Tweeker tonics is the rational way of thinking that a person has achieved about three days into a meth binge and have concocted a project or event in their mind that will work or really happened. Can begin a horrible argument or disastrous contraption to be built. Or sometimes it can get a great tweeking trinket built or force the truth into light from the vague,persistent accusations.
Mark made us a great TV wall mount lastnight, I caught him in his tweeker tonics arguing with Kim and Rachel, so I rerouted his focus to the tools instead of them fools.
by WizeKrakz April 26, 2022