Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
by CarringtonS January 30, 2009
Waiter: And what will you have for drinks?
Dad: We'll all have some Saussi Tonics, even the children.
Dad: We'll all have some Saussi Tonics, even the children.
by JDRO June 30, 2020
The Dreamweaver Tonic is a shimmering liquid that radiates a soothing aura. When imbibed, it transports the drinker into a vivid and ethereal dreamscape. It enhances the dreamer's ability to shape their dreams, enabling them to explore fantastical realms and experience extraordinary adventures while they sleep.
Behold, the Dreamweaver Tonic! With a single sip, your slumber will transform into a gateway to limitless wonders. Unleash your imagination and embark on journeys beyond imagination within the realm of dreams.
by AustinReaves May 20, 2023
by SadDoris November 10, 2017
Bartender:
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017
An elegant cocktail made from the right mix of Bombay Sapphire, lemon, and tonic water. Its fans define it as "A whirlwind of the senses" since they state that a good Bombay & Tonic is much more than a cocktail: it is an experience that awakens creativity by activating all the senses. When tasted, the bright, fresh flavors of the botanicals of the acclaimed steam-infused BOMBAY SAPPHIRE® gin, combined with the perfect balance of a premium tonic, manages to awaken all five human senses (sight, sound, taste, smell, and touch).
by Tinchofel89 November 23, 2021
Tweeker tonics is the rational way of thinking that a person has achieved about three days into a meth binge and have concocted a project or event in their mind that will work or really happened. Can begin a horrible argument or disastrous contraption to be built. Or sometimes it can get a great tweeking trinket built or force the truth into light from the vague,persistent accusations.
Mark made us a great TV wall mount lastnight, I caught him in his tweeker tonics arguing with Kim and Rachel, so I rerouted his focus to the tools instead of them fools.
by WizeKrakz April 26, 2022