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toiletainment

magazines, books, crossword puzzles, and other hand-held electronic devices (e.g. yahtzee, gameboys, etc.) that are kept near the toilet for distraction, relaxation, and productivity purposes.
yelled from the john: "dude - bring me a mag or something! shit, how am i supposed to take a dump without any friggin' toiletainment?!"

yelled from the john: "alright kids - where did you put the yahtzee game? i told you that stays in the bathroom - it's toiletainment!"
by Debbie D November 8, 2008
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toilethead

a religion in praising the one and only toilethead, and asking his guidance when needed

OHHHH toilethead, bless thy name
praise be the name of toilethead
by ah jeez October 13, 2011
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Tourettenism

The act of converting an inoffensive and innocent sentence to an unexpected aggressive one.
Guy 1:I love when my dog FUCKING cuddles everything.
Guy 2: Another Tourettenism. Nice work, third one this hour.

Girl 1:Ah, I love the midsummer night's TERRIBLE FUCKING SCENERY. FUCK YOU, JERRY.
Girl 2: Wow, Tourettenism much?
by Bibachah3 March 9, 2014
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Toolette

Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.
"That dam Toolette just called me a Kabby!!!"
by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005
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toolette

A female verision of a tool.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.
-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"
by CLLSEHY December 27, 2010
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toilette roulette

One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.
Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten McDonalds. I always get toilette roulette from there.
by Dave_Coulier May 7, 2010
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Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.
valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'
by perfumedave January 25, 2014
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