Finley Towner

A person who has a emo shrine of monster cans in his room because he's "edgy" and "cool" He also has sex with keyboards.

"Hey look, he's fingering his keycaps!"
"Oh yeah, he must be a Finley Towner"

by bigchongychingy January 24, 2022

Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010

Boner Toner

ejaculated sperm

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation

by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015

Toner

A toner is a technical boner - when someone get's way too excited about a technical / geeky subject / item

Ted got a toner when he read about the upcoming technical summit

by TheTotty March 18, 2015

Tenerifian

Some one born in Tenerife, of spanish nationality but usually accused of being African due to being closer to africa then spain.

Tenerifian's call themselves Chicharreros, and within spain they are called Tinerfenhos.

They are people with a great sence of humour, even thought they are short they have been greatly designed, and they are better looking and overall better than the rest of spain and quite possibly the world, they are incredibly better than people from Gran Canaria too (canariones) as they are a bunch of gay chulos.

''Olle Javier, arent you going to help your neighbor Miguel who has just fallen off his moto, and his leg is pointing the wrong way... and some dog its trying to run off with its bone?''

''No, sod him, he is Canarion!''

PS - daddy yankey is not Tenerifian

by Damanisjon September 24, 2008

Toner

the toner is an alcoholic beverage made from spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and orange crush - it is not for the feint of heart or those with taste buds

Bartender - Toners all around!

by scratchnboots July 12, 2009

toner

Toner is another definition of a handgun. More commonly used for a nine millimeter. Often used by three six mafia.

Put my toner to his head said nigga this is a robber please pass the bread.

by le_bimp June 26, 2004