Toasted

To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"

Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin

by EDP456 December 20, 2018

toast

A euphemism for sexual bedroom activities including copulation and ocasional fisting.

Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?

Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.

by catzwong December 13, 2010

Toast

You can't cook it correctly it always looks like your brush after cleaning your car.

carl wheezer: Dude your cooking is absolute TOAST!
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(

by bigcarlwheezercheese69420 November 11, 2021

toast

Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.

toast, grain, food, flour, sliced bread

by pigoons July 06, 2010

Toast

A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.

"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg

by TheSewageAuthority June 14, 2006

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by TheToastHasAKnife April 24, 2020

Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.

Man, I was toasting so hard last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

by Ryan Storm October 23, 2006