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Double Tubby Takedown

The act of having sex with two fat girls at the in one night or at the same time.
He slept with one fat girl then did some covert ops shit and snuck into her fat cousins room and slept with her too. Thats a double tubby takedown bro!
by Clucker51 October 2, 2011
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Tonked

Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal
Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.
by bulghur November 20, 2009
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Toaked Tonked torked twaked taked toaded toked takeda Tocked Tooked

I just tokked a poopoo caca fart

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I just tokked a poopoo caca fart in me ubderwear
by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021
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Tonked

Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.
chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll
by mr pickleson August 3, 2018
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Toledo Takedown

The act of performing cunnilingus and motor-boating at the same time. Requires a female victim of particular flexibility or whose breasts are extremely saggy.
Shepherd brought his gymnast date home a gave her a Toledo Takedown.
by ace120 April 30, 2009
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Takeda_Xin

A Mod on the highly popular theninja-rpg.com

He is in fact THE worst mod

By definition this word mean to be banned from anything without a legit reason.
OMG i got fucking banned for just sayin hi to a mod.

damn dude u got Takeda_Xin.
by Dark1ne August 17, 2010
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Towked

Towked: means Smoked.

Towk: Smoke
I towked the hell out of that cigar!
by Sir Lt-Havoc September 25, 2010
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