Toad

A cute looking circumcised penis :3

Steph: heard you just got circumcised, let me see your toad! :3

Ben: What? :/

by SmellyToad February 1, 2012

Toad

Totally; okay

Toad

by Croy Croy October 20, 2010

Toad

ugly girl

Eww she's a fucking toad

by ShmoopyPoopy February 28, 2009

toad

means anything you want it to mean

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!

by stephie p diddy March 4, 2005

toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004

Toaded

When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping

Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded

by stanman November 4, 2012

Toad

A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.

KayLynne is the Queen toad.

by Queen.Toad.K'lyn March 11, 2016