all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

by KekGuy November 16, 2017

Down to A T

On point, Exact, And Perfection.

E.G

God damn Mike has this job down to A T!
(Mike has perfected "this job")

by dfgsafq35g4w5 June 14, 2016

tar toast

Tar on toast. It was made poplular by The Whitest Kids U Know, a television series.

I almost died cuz I ate that tar toast you gave me!

or

Why were you walking around at a party with tar toast on a platter?!?!?

by HackBennys June 10, 2009

firmly toasted

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus

During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"

by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014

Lap Toast

Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.

The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.

by ThatsJustWeird August 18, 2012

toaster bath

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.

I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 18, 2007