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torta

The one fat bitch that hangs out with good looking bitches.
Fuck, that TORTA broke my fuckin' chair again.
by Lil Man July 17, 2003
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Chuck Testa

You probably thought I was going to define Chuck Testa... Nope! Chuck Testa.
by Ville Blixa November 9, 2011
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Tnstaapp

1. Baseball term known by SABRmatricians and GM types. Or if you just happened to read MoneyBall. Means: There's No Such Thing As A Pitching Prospect. You know, an Acronym.
2. The sound made by a bug flying into a bug zapper. Or if it's a slug being thrown onto a bug zapper then its Tnstaaaaaaapsssss...
1. Yeah, he looked like a sure thing but you know, Tnstaap.

2. It's say, dusk, and a nice family of four is sitting out eating corn on the cob for dinner. As the flys/moths/mosquitoes come to investigate, one of them sees this wonderful light. And must fly towards the light, wonderfu-Tnstaapp
by Ryan Mock April 8, 2005
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dio tostapane

Che cazzo fai, dio tostapane?

what the fuck are you doing, god toaster?

Mi hanno escluso dalla chat, dio tostapane!

they banned me off the chat, god toaster!
by porcaccioddio September 6, 2011
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Torta

A fat b*tch who think she looks good, often shows of her "Fat ass" on instagram trapping all the down bads.
Damn bro whos that Torta in your whip.
by bigflyer January 4, 2023
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testarodeo

A Testarodeo is where two or more guys loaded with testosterone and booze square off in semi-serious hand-to-hand combat with the intent of establishing dominance in the group.
*Note: Often occurs on a mancation.
Roleplaying can be involved, thus there will be a Bull, a Bullfighter, and off to the side as a Referee, a Rodeo clown (preferably one of those midgets from Jackass.
**This behavior often results in mild to massive hotel room property damage.
el Matador Carlos: "I am to be whoop-assing this very Bull!"

el Toro: Sound - {Profuse Nasal exhalation signifying anger}

Nacho (Rodeo clown): "Let the testarodeo begin!!"
by Stoogin-Poogins September 18, 2006
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toptable

Where smart diners go.
'all the adverts on urban dictionary are for bustedtees or toptable.'
by accept de feet February 21, 2008
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