Brick to the face

Smashing a brick into a jaw of an unsuspecting person with intent to knock them out.

a man comes in who just slept with your wife.
BRICK TO THE FACE!!
they wont do it again.

by Turtlle May 6, 2010

Busch to my face

Putting the greatest beer known to mankind to your face in an urgent, desperate, thirsty as fuck, self destructive manner!

Its been a long day.. I need a "Busch to my face" like NOW!!

by Busch to my face March 22, 2017

Diamonds to the face

A way of saying I told you so

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “

by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019

Load to the Face

A term popularized by Jason Ellis, describing the act of busting a nut on a female's face.

Bentley has never taken a Load to the Face, so Ellismate recommended doing one in the shower.

by Jacobsmate July 17, 2009

Puck to the Face Argument

An argument that an individual will make despite the fact they don't believe the central premise of their own argument. An argument that's made just to argue.

This is such a puck to the face argument, Chris, you don't even believe that WWF wrestling is real.

by RalphMonkey June 9, 2008

bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

by jjzoo March 1, 2009

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

by TMaq February 6, 2010