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nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.
person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"
by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023
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"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023
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putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.
At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.
by Demron September 18, 2008
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Early to bed, early to rise

American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.
After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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Carry yo ass to bed

Carry yo ass to bed before I whoop your ass.
by Me_simply October 31, 2018
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Go to bed

Meaning either "go away" or "leave me alone". Sometimes used as an insult to make one feel childish as if it was past their bed time.
Nicole: Hey man, get off the computer
Bobby: Go to bed you bitch
by Nicole February 7, 2004
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put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.
After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"
by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021
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