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skyrim

A rimjob given while hanging from the ceiling or other way of suspending one's self in the air. Considered a game to some people.
I asked Ted if he got to try skyrim yet. But he said his hardware wasn't up to it, and he got a face full of poop.
by Bip Bip Daniels December 13, 2010
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Skyrim

*Pigeon flies up arse*
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"
by VIGiraffe November 8, 2011
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Skyrimmed

When you get shot in the knee; by bullets, arrows, etc
“Bat, you shot him in the knee!”
“Hit in the knee, GET SKYRIMMED!!!”
by LOOZEit2STEVE September 27, 2020
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Skyrim

The only game where you can be a cat person, but not a furry at the same time.
by I am ur bio mom January 20, 2023
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Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.
"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player
by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018
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Skyrim

Guy 1:I’ve never played Skyrim
Guy2: the fuck? Have you played far cry 3?
Guy 1: hell yeah!
Guy 2: it’s like that, with swords
by Gingerbreadbedhead January 21, 2022
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Not Skyrim

A cool thing bro. Lots of people do it. But its considered Voodoo. It is a Thing on the internet. Usually used in Steam (Video game Platform) as a way to pass the time.
"Not Skyrim on steam bro!" Said Jake.
"Whats that?" Ask Dylan.
"Lawl, i wont say." Said Jake.
by Not Fartnockerman August 5, 2012
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